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Kesper North ([personal profile] kespernorth) wrote2002-11-22 09:31 pm

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BTW PLS STOP SENDING ME SPAM KTHX

[identity profile] inevitability.livejournal.com 2002-11-22 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
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Another said: "This program has been around for
a long time but I never believed in it. But one day
when I received this again in the mail I decided
to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple
instructions and walaa ..... 3 weeks later the
money started to come in. First month I only made
$240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made
a total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8
months by re-entering the program, I have made over
$710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The key to
success in this program is to follow the simple
steps and NOT change anything."

More testimonials later but first, =======

==== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE
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If you would like to make at least $500,000 every
4 to 5 months easily and comfortably, please
read the following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN!!!

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FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND
YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE,
GUARANTEED!

INSTRUCTIONS:

=====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below
=====

For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER
OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS
to the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to
the report.
MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR
ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.

===WHEN YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER, MAKE SURE ===
===YOU ORDER EACH OF THE 5 REPORTS! ===
You will need all 5 reports so that you can save
them on your computer and resell them.
YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00.

Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail,
each of the 5 reports from these 5 different
individuals.
Save them on your computer so they will be
accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people who
will order them from you. Also make a floppy of these
reports and keep it on your desk in case
something happens to your computer.

IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people
who are listed next to each report, or their
sequence on the list, in any way other than what is
instructed below in steps 1 through 6 or you will lose out
on the majority of your profits. Once you
understand the way this works, you will also
see how it will not work if you change it.

Remember, this method has been tested, and if
you alter it, it will NOT work!!! People have tried
to put their friends'/relatives' names on all
five thinking they could get all the money. But it
does not work this way. Believe us, some have tried
to be greedy and then nothing happened. So Do Not
try to change anything other than what is
instructed.
Because if you do, it will not work for you.
Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!

This IS a legitimate BUSINESS. You are offering
a product for sale and getting paid for it. Treat
it as such and you will be VERY profitable in a
short period of time.

1.. After you have ordered all 5 reports, take
this advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of
the person in REPORT # 5. This person has made it
through the cycle and is no doubt counting their
fortune.

2.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down
TO REPORT # 5.

3.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down
TO REPORT # 4.

4.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down
TO REPORT # 3.

5.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down
TO REPORT # 2

6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1
Position.

PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address
ACCURATELY! This is critical to YOUR success.

[identity profile] inevitability.livejournal.com 2002-11-22 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)

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**** Take this entire letter, with the modified
list of names, and save it on your computer.
DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.

Save this on a disk as well just in case you
lose any data. To assist you with marketing your
business on the internet, the 5 reports you purchase will
provide you with invaluable marketing information
which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally,
where to find thousands of free classified ads
and much more. There are 2 primary methods to get
this venture going:

METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY

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Let's say that you decide to start small, just
to see how it goes, and we will assume you and those
involved send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also
assume that the mailing receives only a 0.2% (2/10 of
1%)response (the response could be much better but
let's just say it is only 0.2%). Also many people will
send out hundreds of thousands of e-mails instead of
only 5,000 each.

Continuing with this example, you send out only
5,000 e-mails. With a 0.2% response, that is
only 10 orders for report # 1. Those 10 people
responded by sending out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of
50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2%
responded with orders. That's 100 people who
responded and ordered Report # 2.

Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for
a total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to
that is 1000 orders for Report # 3.

Those 1000 people send 5,000 e-mails each for a
total of 5 million e-mails sent out. The 0.2%
response is 10,000 orders for Report # 4.

Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each
for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails.
The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for
Report # 5.

THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH =
$500,000.00
(half a million dollars).

Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50
+ 2..... $500 + 3.....$5,000 + 4..... $50,000
+ 5.... $500,000 .... Grand Total=$555,550.00

NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND
FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO
MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL
MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!

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REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE
ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to
think for a moment what would happen if everyone or
half or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000
e-mails each or more?

There are over 150 million people on the internet
worldwide and counting, with thousands more
coming online every day. Believe me, many people will
do just that, and more!

METHOD # 2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
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Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive
and there are hundreds of FREE places to advertise.
Placing a lot of free ads on the internet will
easily get a larger response. We strongly
suggest you start with Method # 1 and add METHOD # 2 as
you go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must
do is e-mail them the report they ordered.
That's it.
Always provide same day service on all orders.

This e-mail they send out, with your name and address on it, will be prompt
because they cannot advertise until they receive
the report.

[identity profile] inevitability.livejournal.com 2002-11-22 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
===========AVAILABLE REPORTS ====================
The reason for the "cash" is not because this is
illegal or somehow "wrong". It is simply about
time.
Time for checks or credit cards to be cleared or
approved, etc. Concealing it is simply so no one
can SEE there is money in the envelope and steal
it before it gets to you.

ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.
Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for
each report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the
cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least
2 sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of
paper, write the NUMBER & the NAME of the report
you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your
name and postal address.

PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :

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REPORT # 1: "The Insider's Guide To Advertising
for Free On The Net"

Order Report #1 from:

Walt Gaines
P.O. Box 569
McKenna, WA 98558-0569
______________________________________________________

REPORT # 2: "The Insider's Guide To Sending Bulk
Email On The Net"

Order Report # 2 from:

DP Associates PMB 119
5435 Woodruff Farm RD
Columbus, Ga 31907
______________________________________________________

REPORT # 3: "Secret To Multilevel Marketing On
The Net"
Order Report #3 from:
Tisha Istle
PO Box 227
Oregon 97075


______________________________________________________

REPORT # 4: "How To Become A Millionaire Using
MLM & The Net"

Order Report # 4 from:

J & A International
1739 S.W. Loop 410
Suite #804-188
San Antonio, Tx 78227

______________________________________________________

REPORT # 5: "How To Send Out Million Of Emails
CHEAP!"


Order Report # 5 From:
Shawn Bek
PO Box 56275
Hayward CA 94545


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$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$

Follow these guidelines to guarantee your
success:

=== If you do not receive at least 10 orders for
Report #1 within 2 weeks, continue sending
e-mails until you do.

=== After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3
weeks after that you should receive 100 orders or more
for REPORT # 2. If you do not, continue advertising
or sending e-mails until you do.

** Once you have received 100 or more orders for
Report # 2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is
already working for you, and the cash will
continue to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:
Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are
placed in front of a different report.

You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching
which report people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT
TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF
E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO
LIMIT to the income you can generate from this
business !!!

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FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS
PROGRAM:
You have just received information that can give
you financial freedom for the rest of your life,
with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can
make more money in the next few weeks and months
than you have ever imagined. Follow the program
EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any
way.
It works exceedingly well as it is now.

Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting
report after you have put your name and address in
Report #1 and moved others to #2 .....# 5 as
instructed above. One of the people you send
this to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your
name will be on every one of them.

Remember though, the more you send out the more
potential customers you will reach. So my friend,
I have given you the ideas, information,
materials and opportunity to become financially
independent.

IT IS UP TO YOU NOW !

[identity profile] inevitability.livejournal.com 2002-11-22 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
=============MORE TESTIMONIALS===============
"My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live
in Chicago. I am an accountant with a major U.S.
Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I
received this program I grumbled to Jody about
receiving 'junk mail'. I made fun of the whole
thing, spouting my knowledge of the population
and percentages involved. I 'knew' it wouldn't
work.
Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence
and few days later she jumped in with both feet. I
made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the
old 'I told you so' on her when the thing didn't
work.

Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she
had received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days
she had received total $ 147,200.00 ......... all
cash!
I was shocked. I have joined Jody in her
'hobby'."

Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois
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"Not being the gambling type, it took me several
weeks to make up my mind to participate in this
plan.
But conservative as I am, I decided that the
initial investment was so little that there was just no
way that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least
get my money back. I was surprised when I found my
medium size post office box crammed with orders.
I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks.

The nice thing about this deal is that it does
not matter where people live. There simply isn't a
better investment with a faster return and so
big."

Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada

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"I had received this program before. I deleted
it, but later I wondered if I should have given it a
try.
Of course, I had no idea who to contact to get
another copy, so I had to wait until I was
e-mailed again by someone else......... 11 months passed
then it luckily came again...... I did not delete
this one!
I made more than $490,000 on my first try and
all the money came within 22 weeks."

Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.

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"It really is a great opportunity to make
relatively easy money with little cost to you. I followed
the simple instructions carefully and within 10 days
the money started to come in. My first month I made
$20,in the 2nd month I made $560.00 and by the end
of the third month my total cash count was $362,840.00.
Life is beautiful, Thanx to internet."

Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand

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ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR
ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM !


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If you have any questions of the legality of
this program, contact the Office of Associate
Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade
Commission,Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.

This message is sent in compliance of the
proposed bill SECTION 301, paragraph (a)(2)(C) of S.
1618.

* This message is not intended for residents in
the State of Washington, Virginia or California,
screening of addresses has been done to the best
of our technical ability.

* This is a one time mailing and this list will
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[identity profile] gwywnnydd.livejournal.com 2002-11-25 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
Dateline: LiveJournal
In a disheartening example of users pushed to the limit, LJ user Inevitability was found bludgeoned to an almost unrecognisable paste today. Acording to SysAdmins at the scene, he had been tracked down by another LJ user (whose username has been withheld pending police identification) who reacted poorly to a joke that was taken a bit too far.
Updates as they happen ...