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Kesper North ([personal profile] kespernorth) wrote2002-11-22 09:31 pm

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BTW PLS STOP SENDING ME SPAM KTHX

[identity profile] inevitability.livejournal.com 2002-11-22 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello

You may have seen this business before and
ignored it. I know I did - many times! However,
please take a few moments to read this letter.
I was amazed when the profit potential of this
business finally sunk in... and it works!

With easy-to-use e-mail tools and opt-in e-mail,
success in this business is now fast, easy and
well within the capabilities of ordinary people
who know little about internet marketing. And the
earnings potential is truly staggering!

READ THIS E-MAIL TO THE END! -
follow what it says to the letter - and you will
not worry whether a RECESSION is coming or not, who
is President, or whether you keep your current job
or not.
Yes, I know what you are thinking. I never
responded to one of these before either. One day though,
something just said: "You throw away $25.00 going
to a movie for 2 hours with your wife. What the heck."
Believe me, no matter where you believe those
"feelings" come from, I thank God every day that I had that
feeling.

I cannot imagine where I would be or what I
would be doing had I not. Read on. It's true. Every word
of it.
It is legal. I checked. Simply because you are
buying and selling something of value.

AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:

Making over half a million dollars every 4 to 5
months from your home.

THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET!

==================================================
BE AN INTERNET MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A
YEAR!!!

Before you say "Bull", please read the following. This is the letter you have been hearing about on
the news lately. Due to the popularity of this
letter on the internet, a national weekly news program
recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of
this program described below, to see if it really can
make people money. The show also investigated whether
or not the program was legal.

Their findings proved once and for all that
there are "absolutely NO laws prohibiting the
participation in the program and if people can 'follow the simple
instructions' they are bound to make some mega
bucks with only $25 out of pocket cost".

DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY &
RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY
WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.

This is what one had to say: "Thanks to this
profitable opportunity. I was approached many
times before but each time I passed on it. I am so
glad I finally joined just to see what one could
expect in return for the minimal effort and money
required.
To my astonishment, I received a total
$610,470.00
in 21 weeks, with money still coming in."

Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.

[identity profile] windbourne.livejournal.com 2002-11-23 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
MAKE.CLOVES.FAST


Hi, my name is David Rhodes. You may all remember me as the annoying guy
who occassionally posts those stupid MAKE.MONEY.FAST posts, which
get crossposted to every known newsgroup across the universe (and some in
Dimension X, which you cannot get on unless you have the special X drive
developed by Rhodes Enterprizes [included in this list is alt.music.gothic]).

Well, you lucky Goths (and perkygoffs [tm]) do not worry about having to
wade through this post in every other newsgroup you read, because this is
an offer that is made just for you.

Back in 1986, I was a sad individual. My house burned down, my yacht was
hit by an Exxon oil tanker, my car had 'problems' and I took it to the
mechanics who just smiled and took my car and never gave it back, my wife
left me, and she took the dog with her (dammit, I really loved that dog
[I am not referring to my wife here]).

Well, I decided with all these problems, I should pick up a smoking
habit. I thought about smoking a regular brand of cigarettes, but then
thought that a pompous ass like myself should smoke something much better
than an ordinary person, so I decided to pick up clove smoking.

Then I got the wonderful idea. Knowing all those clove smokers on
alt.gothic, and knowing how well my stupid MAKE.MONEY.FAST scheme had
worked on unsuspecting newbies all across the Internet, I decided to come
up with a similiar plan for cloves.

All you have to do is send one box of cloves to the first person on the
list, delete their name, and add your name to the bottom of the list. In
no time at all, you will be receiving thousands of boxes of cloves, and
you will be able to smoke your way into your grave in no time. But don't
believe me, just listen to these real life experiences:

Fred@somewhere.in.limbo.edu

I was living in an area where cloves were illegal to buy or sell, so I
decided to try out Dave's little plan. Soon I was rolling in cloves, and
all my friends were jealous of me, so they shot me and took all my
cloves.....


Absinthe@drink.drink.drop.com

Before, I had to pay as much as $4.00 for a box of cloves. Now, for the
price of a single box, I can be making my lungs bleed all day long.....


Remember, send those cloves!

http://www.obscure.org/~vlad/gothic/cloves.html

[identity profile] trilliumgrl.livejournal.com 2002-11-23 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Use the power of the filter dude.