Ow.

If I ever become a billionaire, I will buy a pretty slave girl whose only task will be to massage my hands when they ache from typing so damn much.

...I'm accepting applications for volunteers.

a sight for sore hands

...Of course the slave would have to be female.

Because then, I would have...

...wait for it...

...wait for it...

...A handmaiden.

Hee.