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*maniacal laughter*

I will rule you ALL with an IRON FIST! -- YOU! OBEY THE FIST!

it wasn't really a good night unless you wake up with a traffic cone

Oh, yes, last night was fun. I woke up this morning with a headache and bite-marks on my neck; I think I'm going to have to retract my post about skinny boys getting all the attention. Someone apparently sent out a memo saying "CUTE GIRLS PLS MAKE OUT W/BJORN KTHX", because I was getting mobbed last night.

I literally was so surrounded by beautiful women that I could not reach my drink. So they started feeding me booze. Plied with booze and kisses, how can I resist?

Eee. I bet New Years is gonna be even better.