allyson's yard

chemicallace: "I got her some grass. Eating some grass is good for cats."

Me: "You know she'll never touch it."

chemicallace: "Who cares. This is my grass. This is my YARD! All three by three inches of it! I'll water it and plant flowers in it and park my car on it and -- oh, fuck you both." (as voicesranton and I laugh helplessly.)