Even geekier.

[kespernorth]

I am partially responsible for this one. Jamie, as he says in his comment below, started singing the chorus to this song a couple of years ago, and I eventually wrote the rest of this parody of Bowie's "I'm Afraid of Americans" about a year and a half ago.

johnny's in america, technocracy's at the wheel
no-one needs anyone, they don't even just pretend
johnny's in america

i'm afraid of malkavians
i'm afraid of the wyrm
i'm afraid i can't help it
i'm afraid i can't
johnny's in america

johnny wants a boon, johnny wants to suck on a bloke
johnny wants a woman, johnny wants to think of a joke
johnny's in america

i'm afraid of malkavians
i'm afraid of the wyrm
i'm afraid i can't help it
i'm afraid i can't
johnny's in america

johnny's in america, johnny looks up at the red star
johnny cuts his dreads and johnny wants princeship and cars
johnny's in america

i'm afraid of malkavians
i'm afraid of the wyrm
i'm afraid i can't help it
i'm afraid i can't
johnny's in america

god is a malkavian

Comments

[sayaka.livejournal.com]

Yer a strange one, Bjorn...

[inevitability.livejournal.com]

Pssst! You're misremembering things, chief. I was singing almost that exact same song at game while I was still playing Sebastian which was... 2 1/2 years ago? You might have written that version of the lyrics, but I'm Afraid of Malkavian's was mine originally. ;)

[ex0teric.livejournal.com]

that is wrong on so many levels.

[kinfae.livejournal.com]

I think it's actually very, very right. But then, that's one of the reasons I adore this man.

Oh, and Bjorn? You are /so/ going to a filksing with me next con.

[retcon.livejournal.com]

kinfae:
You are /so/ going to a filksing with me next con.

Run.
Run now.

Re:

[kinfae.livejournal.com]

Shush. You will warn him not. He will love it. Love it, I say!

[wanderingfey.livejournal.com]

I sooo want this song on MP3....

[addelle.livejournal.com]

So many gamers, not enough time to smack all of you silly.
-sigh-
Where is a girl to start...
Filthy gamers.

[hirtzenocker.livejournal.com]

try dating one- it puts them all into closer smacking range.

[scurvykat.livejournal.com]

.....Ow.
Oh, my poor aching head. Ow.