jamie and i have teh funney

The Welsh Tart: Oooooo, we're Orange now.
eriktown: I know.
The Welsh Tart: That means were on "High Alert"
The Welsh Tart: Dorks.
eriktown: Colour-coded disaster.
The Welsh Tart: I KNOW!
eriktown: I dunno... I think threat level "orange' makes me look fat, don't you?
The Welsh Tart: Orange makes everyone look fat.
The Welsh Tart: NO ONE SHOULD BE CODED ORANGE!
The Welsh Tart: Bush: Warning! Warning! We're at Pumpkin Level!
eriktown: *falls over*