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[kespernorth]

Here's what the sparkmatch test that kali took had to say about me. I am amused.

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Dependent Evil
Sex Provider

The ultimate sexual contradiction. You're quite dirty, and very into carnal excavation, but you also have a soft romantic side. And, honestly, THAT side is itself conflicted--you're needy and giving at the same time. It's like you need to need to give to need. What's that all about?

I admire the unscalable heights of your lust; I myself wish I had a height that size, but all the same, you don't seem to be using that lust wisely. A more moral and independent person would be having mind-blowing sex with the woman I love right now. Instead, your physical potential is hindered by two things: an innate desire to do what you're not supposed to, and this strange clinginess that you seem to mistake as heartfelt romance. Come off it.

I like that you seem to have a sensitive side, but be sincere about it. For instance, don't tell some girl you like ponies, if really you don't like ponies. Admit who you are, a horny guy, and the good qualities you have--devotion, compassion, and nutrition--will have real value.

Comments

[gothkittyn.livejournal.com]

entertaining, I must say. I was Dependant Good, Girl Interupted... For whatever that is worth. I found that rather funny, and accurate... to a point. Get ahold of me or something, will ya?

[kespernorth.livejournal.com]

What did the description say? And, I'll try and get ahold of you telephonically some time tomorrow. :)

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[gothkittyn.livejournal.com]

Ummm, I forget, but I will look it up again, and let you know...