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[kespernorth]

B: I'm ready to go.
A: We're going?
B: I thought we were.
A: Wha?
B: For food.
A: Oh. Right. Sorry. I was thinking about fermions.
B: I see.
A: If you become a fermion, I will think about you.
B: And what do I have to do to become a fermion?
A: Lose a lot of mass. Like, weigh 1E-31 kg.
B: I see. Wouldn't it be easier for me to simply emit a fermion? It amounts to the same thing.
A: That wouldn't be you, though.
B: True. In Soviet Russia, fermion emits YOU!

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[zufall.livejournal.com]

*suspiciously amused / amusedly suspicious leer*

[oldlife-archive.livejournal.com]

If this were a true to life transcription rather than a recounting of the Bjorn-Allyson exchange for the sake of comedic value, you would have to account for the frequent interruptions of the "meep murp meep meep" variety, but yes. *bemused look*