pet peeves

[kespernorth]

I really hate it when people post something on their journals that I really want to argue about^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hdiscuss with them, and don't enable comments.

It's kind of like having a vending machine eat your quarters. You come to the Net looking for interesting discussion and you get something little better than television, which is cheaper to replace if you shoot it.

I also really hate people who talk loudly on busses, and people who limp across the crosswalk after the light has turned green, making everyone who has dutifully waited at the light sit there even longer.

Comments

[ulrich.livejournal.com]

Hey Ive been that guy linping across the crosswalk because the light changed too damn fast. I hate the people who try to mow you down.

[inevitability.livejournal.com]

Sorry about that. I see a fu manchu and I hit the gas and try to take the fucker out. It's just a reflex. However, you can move pretty quick when you want to. I particularly liked how you screamed like a girl last time.

[ulrich.livejournal.com]

Nice to see that your still an asshole.

[lintilla.livejournal.com]

Some things never change!

[inevitability.livejournal.com]

What was that? I couldn't hear you over the rumbling sound of your rolls of fat.

[kespernorth.livejournal.com]

No, I mean people who START walking AFTER it turns green.

[scurvykat.livejournal.com]

Stupid gimps.

[kinfae.livejournal.com]

Personally, I love people who talk loudly on the bus. I love seeing pieces of their lives.

Mmmhmm

[badasa.livejournal.com]

Hi B!

I like the sad fat lonely guys at Denny's... you know, they have to push the table out so they can cram onto the seat, tubulous entities of lard and repressed anime-inspired sexual frustration. Oh they aren't alone for long... no... they have their cellphones with the ear pieces... because they're too damn fat to hold the thing up to their head all night (or they want both hands free for the wings and ranch buckets).

The phone'll ring... REALLY LOUD! Be cause he has friends who'll call him dammit and everyone at 3am at Denny's has to know! Or maybe he's just making sure everyone on Earth's heard Nickle Back's lovely Photograph song.

And he'll talk... REALLY loudly... he'll GUFFAW, REALLY loudly... and talk about his ever so interesting life... like that last really awesome episode of FLCL... and you know he's talking to a girl, because he's trying SO hard to woo her over, hoping beyond a fatty hope that he has a shred of personality that'll make her overlook the fact he weighs more than her whole family, and maybe, God willing, take a virginity that so far has ONLY been claimed by his inflatible Rei doll from Neon Genesis Evangelion... Fatass...

I like your LJ by the way, it's a lovely shade of blue that's easy on the eyes.