best slashdot poll EVER
Apr. 12th, 2002 06:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kespernorthOrdinarily, I think the polls over on Slashdot.org are really dorky and dumb. But I loved this one:
Slashdot Poll
What to do with a captured spammer?
I particularly liked the "Go all Vlad the Impaler outside Above.net" option; apparently, everyone else did too, as it was the most popular option by 8%...
...In other news, I'm at Aurafice right now, and there's this pair of oldsters talking in the corner about political bullshit in some obscure organization, which is really getting on my nerves, because they're doing it quite loudly, and talking over the lovely music they're playing in here. Rrrgh. That's what the other room is for, damn it!
What to do with a captured spammer?
- Break their fingers
- Neutering
- Subduction
- Just give me one, for 10 minutes
- Go all Vlad the Impaler outside Above.net as a warning to other spammers
- Time to test the arc welder
- Surprise Tracheotomy
- Fashion their bones into record needles for CowboyNeal
I particularly liked the "Go all Vlad the Impaler outside Above.net" option; apparently, everyone else did too, as it was the most popular option by 8%...
...In other news, I'm at Aurafice right now, and there's this pair of oldsters talking in the corner about political bullshit in some obscure organization, which is really getting on my nerves, because they're doing it quite loudly, and talking over the lovely music they're playing in here. Rrrgh. That's what the other room is for, damn it!