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Sep. 26th, 2007 06:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kespernorthi was shucking some corn to have for dinner and there was this HUGE CATERPILLAR that had eaten its way into one of the ears of corn and had carved itself this caterpillar-shaped channel.
I thought it was dead.
Then... in the heat... I'd just taken it out of the fridge... it started WAKING UP.
THERE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIFE FORMS IN MY CORN
This is why $deity gave us pesticides and genetic engineering!
I thought it was dead.
Then... in the heat... I'd just taken it out of the fridge... it started WAKING UP.
THERE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIFE FORMS IN MY CORN
This is why $deity gave us pesticides and genetic engineering!
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Date: 2007-09-27 01:50 am (UTC)Just think...
Date: 2007-09-27 01:58 am (UTC)Re: Just think...
Date: 2007-09-27 01:59 am (UTC)Hush.
Re: Just think...
Date: 2007-09-27 02:05 am (UTC)Re: Just think...
Date: 2007-09-27 02:07 am (UTC)Or what it'd done to the corn.
Eew.
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Date: 2007-09-27 02:05 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-09-27 02:12 am (UTC)Atheist Corn
Date: 2007-09-27 02:59 am (UTC)They taste kinda like peanuts if you cook 'em up!
Well, some of them.
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Date: 2007-09-27 03:37 am (UTC);)
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Date: 2007-09-27 03:54 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-09-28 06:49 pm (UTC)so:
Date: 2007-09-27 05:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-09-27 02:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-09-27 02:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-09-27 03:59 pm (UTC)Genetic engineering which in turn caused the mutated caterpillar (of doom!) to awaken in your domicile, bent on wreaking havoc on all your vegetables!
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Date: 2007-09-29 07:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-09-27 09:57 pm (UTC)...hey, at least it'll digest, unlike GMO corn.