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[kespernorth]

i was shucking some corn to have for dinner and there was this HUGE CATERPILLAR that had eaten its way into one of the ears of corn and had carved itself this caterpillar-shaped channel.

I thought it was dead.

Then... in the heat... I'd just taken it out of the fridge... it started WAKING UP.

THERE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIFE FORMS IN MY CORN

This is why $deity gave us pesticides and genetic engineering!

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Atheist Corn

[sarmonster.livejournal.com]

Welcome to life in the 'country'. You learn to check them apples. The local critters will enjoy it.

They taste kinda like peanuts if you cook 'em up!

Well, some of them.